Anna Macfarlane

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst

It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too.
kidsaretheworst

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


He seems a little old for being introduced to pizza. That's like Day 2 of life stuff. pizzaislife kidsaretheworst

2 Minutes ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"Do you trust me? Keep your eyes closed... and let's count the samples as your lunch today." PracticallyLikeTitanic EspeciallyWhenYouGoInsideTheFreezers Costco πŸ“·: ankoontz kidsaretheworst

12 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I posted this in my Stories of my first grader's adorable class program and not one person guessed correctly. πŸ˜‚ I'm shocked. Shout out to all the teachers who have given our kids patience, knowledge, care, and generosity. I wish I could give you all a raise (especially those who listened to these giant kazoos for what I suspect was far too long). For now, I raise my hands and glass and post in your honor. I know I'm going to be even more grateful for all my children's teachers about a week into summer break. HoorayForTheTeachers kidsaretheworst Tag your favorite teacher or tell us their name in the comments. (HINT: it's a patriotic song! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ)

23 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


These wedding party photos of Kate as mother have made me so happy this week. Your kids don't care who everyone else thinks you are. DontYouKnowWhoIAm DuchessOrPrincessYourKidsStillDontCare from alyceoneword kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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I mean, take me step by step on the application. makeupgoals πŸ“·: harmonfarm kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


How about you stop with the 'tude before Momma goes loco?! K, thanks. deepbreaths IthinkIcanIthinkIcan kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Play date, anyone? HolySpit throwback from cassurie kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I, too, am over this spelling work. T -7 school days left for us. And you all? BlessTheYearRoundStudents AlsoIAmWorriedAboutSummer πŸ“·: kidd2hanson kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


You guys, it's practically mandatory that I post this video once a year. Especially right now as I am both ready for school to be over and anxious about planning summer activities so my kids don't become maniacal sloths. Oh yeah, and I gotta do all the other things I gotta do. NBD. I'm not overwhelmed. Nope. Not at all. Not me. 😬😐😩 YOUOK and I am, too. We fine. kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I'm in for option number 2, themotheroctopus! kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


The baby drivers on the bus go wah wah wah! BusTed OfficerIJustWantedSomeoneToHelpWithCarpool SheeshushTakeTheWheel πŸ“·: 88jlo88 kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Who's the fairest one of all? How about the one who lets me finish this Mac and cheese... kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Chocolate never talks back. And chocolate cleans up after itself. Chocolate is quiet when you have a headache. Wait, am I putting too much pressure on chocolate? It's ok, chocolate will forgive me. kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


It's all fun and games watching your mom and siblings get creamed until you have to take a turn. WatchMeWhipWatchMeCryCry πŸ“·: alishamariegregson kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Shiny and happy that it's FRIDAY. And it's almost summer which means maybe we will all sleep in!! kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I was KIDDING, Moooom! What's your kid's (kids') favorite joke to tell? kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Kid logic: "if I take my mom's phone, I should probably also take some photos of me peeing on the carpet. That'll be fun for two minutes." YouGottaPeeKidding UrineLuckThatItIsntNumber2 CarPeet πŸ“·: jordynashlee kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Look at all of these adults. They're everywhere. And I'm one of them. Hello, big humans. Hello, free arms! Hello, my thoughts! kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


So many executive orders. And my constituents are not supportive. Read my lips: No. New. Screens. This hilarious meme from themotheroctopus hit me in the feels this morning. Please. Stop. Touching. Each. Other. kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Current and consistent parenting mood. If you could title your parenting in four words or fewer, what would it be? kidsaretheworst

10 Days ago