Anna Macfarlane

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst

It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too. Going to Disneyland? Check this out:
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Summer with kids at home has us all going a little crazy. We seriously play this skipmarley song "Calm Down" every day in our house. It totally chills us ALL out even when we are hopped up on snow cones and soft serve (which is every day lately). Whatever it takes for sanity, am I right? ad kidsaretheworst

16 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

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It's amazing what you can get done on the throne. More gems like this over on: THINGSARETHEWORST ๐Ÿ™Œ

19 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

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Alternate caption: pour some bottle on me, yeah, in the name of love. cantgetenough rockon kidsaretheworst

22 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My Rhett and I always have a good time at Target. ESPECIALLY when I see back-to-school supplies. And when he keeps snagging my Starbucks refresher (blended with ice and a little coconut milk... hello! So good!). Also, shout out to all the teachers. Many of whom commented on my Stories last night that this made them sad. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sorry. Ish. Anyone want to guess if I bought the furry hamburger keychain? Yeah or nay? GloryGlory SchoolIsComing kidsaretheworst targetdoesitagain (PKCs YouShouldNotSupportTarget BecauseOfSomeReasonAndHereItIs YoureMeanToWantYourKidsBackInSchool YourSonShouldntDrinkYourDrink WhatIfHeHasHandFootMouth YourVoiceIsAnnoying DudeIKnow) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

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I don't know why, but every night this week I have NEEDED to eat multiple pieces of white bread (grannysycamore for those who can get it) after the kids were in bed. And, maybe not coincidentally, my dreams have been amazing. whitebreadforever kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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So THAT is how babies have such soft skin. YouMissedASpot ๐Ÿ“ท: broughkate kidsaretheworst (PKCs --Preemptive Killjoy Comments-- YouShouldHaveLocksOnYourDrawers ThisIsReallyDangerousAndNotFunny MySistersAuntInLawHadABabyGetPinkEyeFromDoingThis )

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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When swimming is life. IWannaBeAPruneWhenIGrowUp (๐Ÿ“น credit: I cannot find who sent this to me. Please LMK) kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Dollar store toys sometimes give you more plastic than you bargained for. Alternative captions in the Stories ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ“ท: emelder7 kidsaretheworst (PKCs ThisIsHighlyInappropriate OrIsItLowly IFindItHardToBelieveYouWouldRepostThis InnuendosAreForWeiners IMeanWinners GetYourMindOuttaTheGutter)

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My daughter tagged me in this. Maybe I've commented too often about pool germs. Ha! But seriously, when you see a bandaid float in front of you in a public pool, it just gives you a different perspective. (From comics) On a personal and unrelated note, if anyone wants to invite us over to their personal pool, we are game! ๐Ÿ˜‰ What's your favorite pool game? Mine is Fruit Basket. Because I had a bad accident in high school with Marco Polo... I'll share that doozy another time.

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Oh I wish I posted this video yesterday on nationalicecreamday. Because this little girl and I feel the same about ice cream. ๐Ÿฆ = โค๏ธ kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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But if I had to sum it up in five emojis or less: โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ช In honor of worldemojiday (what a ๐ŸŒŽ), how would you describe parenting in 5 emojis or less? kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Or chocolate. AnythingBut๐Ÿ’ฉ YourNameIsMud (it was mud)๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ“ท: andreapalmer kidsaretheworst (PKCs HowLongWasHeLeftAlone IWouldNeverLeaveMyChildAloneThatLong IHaveHimTiedToMeUntilHes7 EvenThenIAlwaysKnowWhereMyChildrenAre MudAnd๐Ÿ’ฉAreGoodForTheSkin ThatsHowYouGetPinkeye)

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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"Bro... you don't talk to your Mom like that." Do you call your kids "bro" or is that just me being "that mom" who talks like she did in the 90s?? Deep breaths. Brooooo. kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


First thing I wondered when seeing this photo of Beyoncรฉ was, "I hope those are the diaper panties they give you in the hospital. Or probably just a good pad under those bottoms." But I think modernmomprobs got it right. Real life is the best life, yo. Keep it real. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ช kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Swipe and pick your favorite caption. Or share one in the comments. WindowsToYourSoleChild ๐Ÿ“ท: sushkova kidsaretheworst (PKCs ThisIsDangerousForKids ItCouldHaveBeenASeriousFabricAccident WhoWouldLetTheirChildNearAWindow)

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Happy Friday? Also, the world is weird sometimes. But not you. You're not weird. You're like an always-relevant egg of Silly Putty in a party full of recorders. You're like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a spoon. RecordersAreTheWorst kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Last night I finished my treat before my show even started. So OBVIOUSLY I had to go get a salty snack to enjoy while the show was actually playing. Which of course lead to wanting something sweet. Repeat forever. It's like you know me, motherplaylist ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Œ kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


ad Water you gonna do, grandpa? ๐Ÿคฃ kidsarentalwayskind, but their snacks should be. Have you tried the new kindsnacks fruit bites? Healthy and tasty snacks are seriously saving our summer with the constant demand for food. Why are kids so hungry in the summer? ๐Ÿ“ท: renee.mwangi kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


If you give a kid a whistle... you've probably made an enemy of their parents. WhistleWhileYouDoNothing ๐Ÿ“น: ashleendittman kidsaretheworst (PKCs IThinkWhistlesAreDelightful ILoveHeadaches IGiveEveryChildIknowAWhistle OrARecorder WhyWouldThisParentAllowTheirChildToWhistle IDontKnowGuysButIThinkSomeoneWillGetMad)

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"Oh, the Things I Have Sniffed" is the title of my to-be-written memoirs. Mom-oirs? Trademarking that. 7/12/17 ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sniff on themotheroctopus kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago