I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. Time for a movie and gummy bears, I think. For everyone. #kidsaretheworst
Was I always this jumpy? Or has motherhood made me ridiculously reactive? #kidsaretheworst
Ten dollars it wasn't Marley. #kidsaretheworst
When people force THEIR resolutions on you. Like, glad you aren't eating sugar anymore, honey, don't mind my pan of Rice Krispie Treats. #kidsaretheworst
When your kids know how to change your name on your iPhone. Then again, maybe you should consider legally changing it because I'm pretty sure you'd be the only "Poop Face Burglar" in town. Plus, think of how fun signing that name on checks would be. What's the best childish nickname you've ever heard? #PoopFaceBurglar 📷: @athomewithv #kidsaretheworst
This has always been the point of @kidsaretheworst --parenting is hard work, full of frustrations, fear, failure, and funny moments. We are kidding ourselves if we think it's going to be the glossy, magazine-worthy, idealized pictures of family perfection we see on Instagram, in magazines, and on screen. Most of the time parenting is messy and crazy. A lot of the time it's still beautiful and rewarding. Best decision I ever made was my four children. And sometimes they are such stinkers. But I prefer to laugh about it. Because crying gives me a headache. And really puffy eyes. Thanks so much to @handlettereddesign for creating my favorite quote with her amazing writing. It's art. I want a poster of this. What's your favorite quote that keeps you going as a parent? #kidsaretheworst
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