Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst

It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too. #kidsaretheworst
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


I don't even have nuts and that still would not be fun. 100x? Yeesh. DeezNuts ??? Via bealsaz kidsaretheworst notappropriatebuttrue

9 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Reason 65324 to have kids: being congratulated for pooping. kidsaretheworst

14 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Sometimes the short weeks are the longest, nahmsayin? kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Abs are made in the bathtub. WashBoardAbs 📷: zoey__brielle kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


I hope this dad has LOTS of bandaids. My son broke his femur (in three places) a couple summers ago. It was super intense. I like to ask my kids when they get "hurt" if it's "femur broken in three places" hurt or more like "I think I should watch Netflix for twenty minutes" hurt. Only the littlest consistently has pains like a broken femur. That last for five minutes tops. dramarama kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


The rule in our house is no asking what's for dinner. They still ask. And they still complain. It's super fun. crappypictures via howtobeadad kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


I always wanted a captive audience. NeverAlone 📷: nessiehurtado kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


My kids this morning after a long weekend. Jk, it's me. I don't wanna today. kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


"But it's too spicy. It's for moms and dads." "I want it!" kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Pick your favorite princess for a photo! Wait. I said 👸. Not 👃 PickYourFavoritePose RoyalPick Cinderbooger 📷: snapsbylynn kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Oh, you didn't think I'd notice? Can't wait for you to do those extra chores tomorrow. My mom never stayed up when I was a teen. I used to creep in the house and whisper, "Hey Mom." Sometimes she'd say, "Hi honey, what time is it?" And I'd mumble something like "Just after midnight" no matter how much after midnight it was. Because Teenager. Which is also why I stay up. For now. (In my mother's defense, I am the fifth child. Woman was tired.) MomsKnow kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Nope. Keep hiding. 🤔 🙈 I posted this a few weeks so on THINGSARETHEWORST but of course I should have posted here first. Because you get the joke that kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Every once in a while I like to post a pic of our family and my face for those who don't watch the InstaStories. Especially for all of you sending me photos of your kids, I think it's important to see behind the curtain! 🤣😂 I'm Anna (AhhnnaB, like the sister of Elsa) and this is my family. ✌️ Thank you so much for all of your shares, comments, support, and overall radness here on KidsAreTheWorst. It's so much more fun laughing with all of you in this crazy world of parenting. Keep on being awesome, parenting like a boss, sharing with all of your friends, sending me funny pics and videos, and just kicking butt in general. ✌️✌️

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Long weekend Mom problems. Wouldn't it be fun if you tagged all your friends to follow kidsaretheworst ?? I think that would be SO FUN! Like, the most fun you'll have all weekend. Try it and see if it is fun.

6 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


See also: based on the remains in the sink, it looks like my kids thought they were college-aged men when they poured their bowl of cereal. Via the seriously hilarious simoncholland kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


"Thy remote, Sire." NowFetchMeMySnacksBoy RaisingThemRight 📷: notsofunnydad kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


"Hooray! You did it... oh wait, that means you're growing up... and soon won't need me... and you'll leave me... and forget all about me." My baby let me pull out his baby tooth that has been dangling for MONTHS. I was like "finally" and then I remembered that big teeth need braces (aside from big teeth looking so awkward in their little mouths). And braces lead to driving. Driving leads to graduating. And then I got all sad because Moms are crazy. More of this toothless grin in the Stories or at my personal feed AHHNNAB kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


He might be on the bottom now, but he's seen a lot of things that would make you hoot. Via the supafunny howtobeadad kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


You don't want to know what I've seen, Bella. I'm ready for the long timeout of a holiday weekend. And you? kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane, @ahhnnab:


Love is in the air, you guys. I'm gonna marry all y'all. LookAtMe No! FineButImStillGonnaMarryYou kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago