euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram ๐Ÿ” satiregram@gmail.com // use code SATIREGRAM to get 20% off our book
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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17 Hours ago
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euzcil castaneto

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Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"regram from my bffffff xX_marylynn_xcobar_Xx this party was litty thx for holding my mohawk girl when I threw up into the shredder lmfao I still can't believe we graduated last week tbh ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•" satire satiregram meta counterculture forrealtho thisisanoldpostitnote founditwheniwascleaningmyroom igetlazytoo tbh butthenagain idoalotofrepeats dontyouhateit when i type like this ayylmao imjust crackingopenacoldonewiththeboys

3 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I love when she just jumps on my bed to cuddle omg she's so precious ๐Ÿ˜ธ" satire satiregram meta counterculture kitty catsofinstagram petsofinstagram mykitty cats kitten kittensofinstagram juststayonthebed imalmostdone geeze

4 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"๐ŸŽ“WE OUT HERE ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ฏTHE๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผGRIND๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผNEVER๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผSTOPS๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผI'M ALWAYS AHEAD STAYING ON THAT GRIND๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผAND NEVER FALLING BEHIND. SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY DAY ONEZ WE STAY DREAM CHASING ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸปSHOUTOUT TO SALLIE MAE ๐Ÿ’๐ŸปJUST TAKE MY MONEY SMH๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”" satire satiregram meta counterculture college graduation graduationbouquet commencement2017 classof2017 university graduated๐ŸŽ“

9 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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11 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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16 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"Travel day. NYC press run for Growing Up Hip Hop. Lets gooo. I promise to bring yall the hottest show EVER. Just don't reverse image search my Instagram post I totally took this picture of my private jet on the tarmac. I don't even know what Spirit airlines is." satire satiregram meta counterculture flex fakenews whentheflexgoeswrong budgetflights spirit costs50extraforyourluggage howmuchforalltheseLstho lilbowow lmao BRUH ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—

17 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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21 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I don't usually use dating apps but when I saw ur gym selfie I knew u we're the right man for me. ur like my prince charming nd u saved me. and I kno I can always count on u to be my partner in crime and partner in lunch for the 2 for $20 entree deal at applebees omg ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜" satire satiregram meta counterculture 2monthanniversary dating love inlove youngandinlove bae datenight anniversary goals relationshipgoals

21 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


my name is euzcil and I'm just another person with an instagram. this was my first ever account and I didn't know what to do with it because I'm not very good at taking pictures. I chose to write descriptions of what I would post... which eventually grew into satiregram and I guess people have enjoyed it enough to follow along. I am very proud to be part of the instafamousbook by henrycarroll and laurencekingpub, and I want to give y'all a discount if you're interested in my story and the stories of 49 other talented creatives. link in my bio and use code SATIREGRAM to get 20% off. thank you so much, I'm just here to hopefully make you look at instagram in a different way, and maybe make you laugh at yourself tooโ€”euzcillygoose

24 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"โœ‚๏ธjust got a small trim! ๐Ÿค—" satire satiregram meta counterculture newhair bangs haircut haircute hairstyles hairinspiration hairstylist salon shorthairdontcare shorthairstyles

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"05.01.2017 // monday motivation. I've never stopped once I started. all it takes is the first step, then you'll be running hard in no time. it's all about setting goals, trust me, once you've got a north star then the horizon doesn't seem that far. you set your own limits, and if you live unlimited like I do then nothing can get in your way. your vibes attract your tribe. set yourself up for success with the people around you. if you surround yourself with positive people, then you'll never be negative." satire satiregram meta counterculture gymflow gym๐Ÿ’ช mondaymotivation beastmode fitfam fitnessmotivation goals๐Ÿ’ฏ vibesonly motivation positivity

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more AND FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. you know you've been thinking about it, you perv. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"my favorite single from the b-side of Angry Anteloper's debut album called ELOPE THE LOBES that they've released exclusively on recycled, organic cassette tapes. they're like a fusion of if Jack White joined Stone Temple Pilots and formed a super-band with a mid-nineties Foo Fighters... like all that but with a hint of Rage Against the Machine but without the social rage. I think you'd like it but I know you only listen to mainstream alternative rockabilly acid rap. this could be us but you have a tattoo of chemistry symbols that spell out your name." satire satiregram meta counterculture whatareyoulisteningto musicoftheday musicismylife neverheardofit idontevenreadpitchfork

28 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"tbt back to the function f(x) ya feel me, we was really outchea ๐Ÿ’ฏI mean 24/7 lituation teamnosleep๐Ÿšซ feds watching always but we stay up ๐Ÿ˜คnever stopโœ‹๏ธfuck 12 fr took all our shit, tryna great gatsby party all night hoping I find my daisy and smash and dash real quick w/e tho I stay dream chasing ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday 1920s greatgatsby oldsport prohibitionera

29 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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31 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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32 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"the daily grind ๐Ÿค—โ˜•๏ธ" satire satiregram meta counterculture coffee butfirstcoffee dailygrind workflow nowimlate coffeeporn coffeeshop latemorning breakfast

32 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"20/04/2017 ayyy 420 still so im ready to box hut the crib wth some crystallized nug nugs of that bomb-ass dank-ass from up north, that purp skurp in my python brand hand blown glass blown piece. shits from up north dude. get in on this new birthday cake girl scout cookies strain its lit my guy. snoke som loud jazz cabbage with the crew fr" satire satiregram meta counterculture 420 420blazeit weed jazzcabbage kylemooney handblownglassblown newpiece bong sleep bongzilla

36 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"chinchillin ๐Ÿ˜Ž" from: overhearduniversity satire satiregram meta counterculture from chinchilla doitforthegram captiongamestrong chinchillin

38 Days ago