euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram satiregram@gmail.com
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"NationalPuppyDay this is my pup. his name is Nugget and he's having a heckin' good time 🐢" satire satiregram meta counterculture 3m I need post-it notes or maybe a sponsorship, that'd be cool dogstagram pupsofinstagram doggo pupper heckinpupper

1 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


download huggle you might find love in a hopeless place like that weird coffee shop that you like keeping a secret. so put this app on your home screen next to your Yahoo mail app or whatever you have there. yes, I’m getting paid to tell you about Huggle so just do it OK? satire satiregram meta counterculture ad wefoundloveinahopelessplace

2 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"My Patronus is an injured mealworm." satire satiregram meta counterculture patronus harrypotter expectopatronum onlywatchedthemoviestho therewerebooks

4 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"listen to your local soothesayer, guys... tbh it prolly felt like a Caesar Salad with like blood dressing lmao but fr this scene is a πŸ”₯ oil painting called 'The Death of Caesar' by Jean-LΓ©on GΓ©rΓ΄me, πŸ€™πŸ½πŸ€™πŸ½πŸ€™πŸ½πŸ€™πŸ½πŸ€™πŸ½ nonewfriends u feel me??" satire satiregram meta counterculture waybackwednesday throwback idesofmarch bewaretheidesofmarch juliuscaesar thoughtyouhadmyback butyoudid ayylmao

9 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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10 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself β€” Freddy Krueger" ALSO I was interviewed by collegecandy link in bio to read it! give them a follow for more sweet college stuff! satire satiregram meta counterculture college freddykrueger quotesporn quotestoliveby quotestodieby university itme

17 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"study mode rn πŸ“šwhat is my life." give collegecandy a follow for dating, fashion, fitness, and everything college. satire satiregram meta counterculture college studygram manicure studymode grind university collegedays

17 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I saw the sign πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»" satire satiregram meta counterculture neonsign sign type words wordstagram lookatthissign jnsthsn

22 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


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24 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"thank u so much grainytoiletphotography2003 for the photo shoot! they turned out amazing. if anyone needs a super talented photographer make sure you check out my cousin's work at flashmetoo.com/homepage/3/toiletrees420" satiregram satire meta counterculture weddingphotos photography weddingphotoshoot photoshoot shotoniphone6 iphoneonly shitoniphone6 plus mycousin

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


nothing like a handful of chocolate-covered Xanax to pass the day away. give TrophyWifeDelaney a follow! vday valentinesday ValidationDay ValidateMe satire satiregram meta counterculture

38 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


a lovely validation card from TrophyWifeDelaney give her a follow for a Happy ValidationDay ValidateMe satire satiregram meta counterculture valentinesdaycard vday β€οΈπŸ’ž

38 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"SOMETIMES I RUN, SOMETIMES I HIDE, SOMETIMES I'M SCARED OF YOOOU, BUT ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO HOLD YOU TIIIGHT, TREAT YOU RIGHT, BE WITH YOU DAAAAY AND NIIIGHT, BABY ALL I NEED IS THYME, like the herb thyme not the abstract concept of time. thyme is packed with numerous health benefiting phyto-nutrients, minerals, and vitamins that are essential for overall wellness. thyme herb tea is a popular health drink, thyme is used in the preparation of soups and sauces, and you can even use thyme to marinate or for stuffing for chicken, fish, and meat recipes. SO BABY MAYBE ALL YOU NEED IS THYME satire satiregram meta counterculture thyme facts whatthymeisit itme tumblr thinking deepthoughts

39 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"when I say 'it's personal,' I'm usually referring to personal pizza." satire satiregram meta counterculture nationalpizzaday pizza sliceoflife foodpyramid goals relationshipgoals me_irl

43 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"about last night 🀣🍾🍷🌹" satire satiregram meta counterculture wine🍷 bffgoals bffπŸ‘­ myloves aboutlastnight

46 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"will it be Miami heat or the Atlanta patriots??? wish the warriors made it but buster posey was injured. Steven curry is one of my favorite players but hopefully Benjols won't get benched" satire satiregram meta counterculture benjols sporty kylemooney superbowl superbowl2017

47 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


Valentine's Day is coming up so if you list walmart as one of your favorite places in this app, you'll probably have no problem finding someone in the freezer aisle who'll bond with you over your love for frozen chicken nuggets. Huggle huggle satire satiregram meta counterculture walmart findadateforvalentinesday orstayhomeandsleep

47 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"collect moments, not things vibes" satire satiregram meta counterculture floaton flamingofloat flamingo goodvibes vibrations

48 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"just made some cupcakes! some experimenting but it's almost perfect, bone apple teeth πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ" satire satiregram meta counterculture foodporn cupcakes baking bakelife vapelife bakedgoods frosting frostedtips

50 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"just a little snow and tell ❄️" satire satiregram meta counterculture snowday snow snowboarding skitrip kirkwood myname

54 Days ago