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Emailio.Addresstevez@gmail You can't get an STD if you never get tested.
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Sean Spicer is definitely a pervert, I would love to see that dude's browser history. Japanese women stuffing squids in their vaginas FOR SURE.

3 Hours ago
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PRO TIP: if you sleep with someone and wake up not knowing their name, go to Starbucks together the next morning and let them do the ordering

2 Days ago
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Jesus was Jewish, but he knew how to use tools and probably had a big dick, so that shit doesn't make any sense. (robertmichaelevans)

2 Days ago
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GO TO SHOPPRIVATEPARTY AND GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME ROSÉ CLOTHES THAT WE MADE, BUY IT FOR A GIRL YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH OR YOUR LUSH MOM OR YOURSELF OR WHATEVERRRRR. shopprivateparty.com/swish

3 Days ago
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I take 3 minutes to pack a fucking suitcase, then 3 months to unpack when I get back home. (babewalker)

3 Days ago
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In the year 2030 you will only be able to get fresh water delivered to you via drone if Lord Bezos and Emperor Zuckerberg deem you worthy to hydrate, peasants.

6 Days ago
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This motherfucker smokes cigarettes in the car with the windows closed and hates rap music.

7 Days ago
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People over age 27 talking about books and juice cleanses and international environmental summits and I'm still putting every girl I have sex with in a Dutch oven.

12 Days ago
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Rihanna is on a whole new level of boss bitch, you peasants.

12 Days ago
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I am exhausted all fucking day until I get in bed and then all of a sudden am wide awake and buying unnecessary shit on eBay, like signed headshots of Stephen Dorff

14 Days ago
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BUT ALSO PLEASE NEVER LEAVE ME

16 Days ago
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HAPPY JULY 4TH I'M CRUSHING CANS OF ROSÉ AND EATING SMOKED MEAT AND DOING NUDE CANNONBALLS, WHICH IS EXACTLY HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD HAVE WANTED IT RIGHT? webroughtwine

17 Days ago
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Kids are like tiny drunk frat boys, they scream and barf and grab random boobs and always have food on their shirts and will pass out face down whenever and wherever and don't know how to fucking dress themselves

18 Days ago
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NEVER EVER DON'T GIVE UP.

22 Days ago
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WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSESUMMER MALIBURUM

24 Days ago
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Who runs Campbell's Soup social media? I want to give them head for being great. HAPPY PRIDE QUEENS.

26 Days ago
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I'm in assless leather chaps for pride. Kids are the fucking worst. (jennyjohnsonhi5)

27 Days ago
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HAPPY PRIDE I DON'T FUCK GUYS BUT IT'S GREAT THAT YOU DO I LOVE YOU ALL (Actually, I would probably have sex with joejonas)

28 Days ago
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Name a more iconic duo. I'LL FUCKING WAIT. (tw: moveslikezagger)

29 Days ago
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Comment from thefatjewish:


Last night I put a lot of cocaine in my butthole and expected to wake up in the ICU, but somehow woke up in my bed with my phone on the charger

30 Days ago