Claudia Oshry

Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob

My dream job is not needing one. 💁🏻 👻 girlwithnojob claudia@girlwithnojob.com
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Don't ever ask me to hold an elevator for you. It's not going to happen

8 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


If you don't tag me in three memes a day we aren't real friends (fvckyoumeme)

12 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


aliciachet

13 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Life is basically one big lose lose situation

1 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


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1 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


cleanliving

2 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


DJ Khaled is kind of like getting your period. You know it's coming but you never expect it (THELADBIBLE)

2 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


BUT WEB MD SAID....(boywithnojob)

2 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I do this even when I'm in a relationship

2 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


*Ben breathes* Me: holy shit what was that

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Pants are a societal construct used to stop you from living your truth (thenewsclan)

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I hate the warm weather. Don't appropriate for a chubby Jewish girl with frizzy hair.

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Im definitely 3

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


aliciachet coming for you

4 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Ding dong ditch is an American classic. More so than baseball if you ask me (twitter: mcarerras3)

4 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I personally don't relate to this talk (that's a lie)

5 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


It should just be a general rule of thumb that if I am eating - please just don't even make eye contact with me

5 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


It's true what they say about behind closed doors!

6 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob


Comment from Claudia Oshry:


ddlovato u good?

6 Days ago