Me: "I'd love to hang out, but I have so much to do!" Also me:
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the biggest derp of all?
When you go to work on a Monday but you're hungover and want everyone to leave you alone.
If this hasn't been you at least once in your life you aren't living. #fact
Yes, we did go to Kmart today. How'd you guess? 😂😂 #kmartnz
Let's face it, everything I buy for myself eventually ends up on a dog. Like my @biffy_clyro pins. 🙄
I'm not sure but I think he might want me to throw it. 😂
When you chase the damn ball but he never threw it and these shenanigans are honestly driving you to drink.
It's neither Digby or Alo but we got to stay with Bryn over Christmas. His faces: priceless.
I'm sorry, I can't adult today.
Friendship is weird. You just pick someone and say "yep, I like this one" and then you do stuff with them.
Running towards the weekend like: 📷: @jomoorephotographer
That realisation that your life is in such a state that you don't remember how or when you got here or why you're inside a pineapple.
When you're supposed to be on a diet but then you remember that pizza exists.
When someone calls you sir but you feel like an imposter.
When your friend is super photogenic and you feel self conscious about it.
Sometimes we all have imposter syndrome. Am I a face or a butt with glasses on?